![]() I was able to buy those stores with the money I saved from giving hand jobs. “Do you see that strip mall over there”, she says, pointing out the window. “Come over here”, she says, taking hold of his tie and walking him towards one of the windows. The hooker says, “Honey, a hand job is $500”. “Now, down to business”, he says, “how much for a hand job?” The guy goes over to the bar and fixes two drinks, he gives one to the hooker and drinks one himself. Long blond hair, a short red dress and spiked heels. The guy opens it and there is the most gorgeous girl he has ever seen. ![]() Thirty minutes later, there is a knock on the door. He calls down to the front desk and tells the clerk to send up one of the best high priced call girls in the city to the penthouse. He realizes though that for all his luck, he is all alone and there is no-one to share his good fortune with. The guy drops his bag of money in a chair and stands looking out the windows at the city, amazed at the view and his luck. The room is nothing but windows, with a fantastic view of the city. So the guy goes up to the room, opens the big double doors and steps into a massive three room suite that is almost as big as his home. So, this guy goes out to Las Vegas and wins really big in one of the casinos.Īfter winning $150,000 at the craps table, the casino decides to give the guy a complementary night in the penthouse suite. This is a good one, we hope you enjoy it. ![]() But if you are ok with that and we hope you are, just carry on reading. Before you start reading this joke about a big winner in a Las Vegas Casino, just be warned that it’s a big naughty, which is why we placed it in the adult jokes category. ![]()
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